To make one Xyzzy :
Take 1 male, born 8/26/69 in Brussels Belgium
1 part standard American Upbringing
1 part standard Christian Contridictions
3 parts Music
2 parts Computers
3 parts Depression
3 parts 1950's Moral code.
Mix well. Cook in darkness under a full moon.
Serve chilled with cloves and a bernaise sauce.