I am dotcom man.
I am that which I most loath.
I've given up social skills and social concience for stock options and bandwidth
I will own an SUV so that I can take my great cross country trip of a lifetime
 ...to 7-11
I will own an exotic sportscar that I drive around in with my shirt unbuttoned
-just so- so I look like a 50's mafia boss.
I will buy the latest bright flashy toy to replace last weeks bright flashy
toy which I will then throw out.
I will spend 90% of my waking moments working. The other 10% I will spend on
my cellphone while eating in a flashy expensive restaurant. 
I will move into your neighborhood.
 ...My friends will move into your neighborhood.
 ...You wont be able to afford your neighborhood anymore.
I will knock down the house you grew up in so I can build a swimming pool that
I'll never be home to use.
I will complain about the noise until they close your clubs.
I will complain about the lights until they close your stores.
I will homogenize your culture until its bland enough for me. 
I am dotcom man.
I am that which you must hate.
I am that which you must stop.