[ Opening Scene : Robot bent over box with blinking lights.  Box in
middle of field in daylight. Does something inside open access panel.
Closes box and walks toward Space Ship ]

[ Pan to scene : Robot "inside" spaceship. Sits at console containing
computer screen. 'Clicks' on Launch with mouse ( quick pan to mouse
which actually looks like mouse ).  Camera shudders and screen says
orbit achieved ]

[ Pan to scene : Globe on black background. Pan to box in field.
Ticking noise in background.  Suddenly alarmclock goes off.  Pan back to
globe on black background. Globes bursts into flame then explodes. ]

[ Pan to scene : With robot inside "ship".  Robot clicks on "Call Head
Honcho".  Second screen lights up with face ]

  Face : Was the mission successful?
  Robot : Yes Master.  The planet of the Nubile Young Stewardesses has
          has been destroyed.
  Face : Good, good. What is your next objective?
  Robot : The third planet of the Sol system, dirt.
  Face : No No No!  It's not Dirt, it's called Earth.  What is your
         objective when you reach earth.
  Robot : I will seek out and sterilize all beings with the Transtitule
          genetic code.  I will then destroy the planet.
  Toegether : And then we shall rule the Universe...
  Face : Good, proceed.


[Switch to blank "star field" ( computer generated with absolute lowest
graphic rez we can find ).  SuperImpose title on star field. Show
produced by and staring "Two Hero's and a Robot with an atitude" ]

[Start Scene Two]