The Worlds New Music Sensation
SPICEGEEKS!!!!


Bald Spice

Bald Spice
TURN ONS:

Music, Small Sports Cars, Long Walks on the Beach

TURN OFFS:

IRC Bots

INSTRUMENT:

Lead Vocals


Biker Spice

Biker Spice
TURN ONS:

Fast Women and Fast Bikes

TURN OFFS:

Chix with baggage

INSTRUMENT:

Bass


Blah Spice

Blah Spice
TURN ONS:

150million DES-II Keys/Second

TURN OFFS:

Phone companies, MAE-West

INSTRUMENT:

Drums, Backing Vocals


Depressed Spice

Depressed Spice
TURN ONS:

Cats, Loud Music, The Dark

TURN OFFS:

Breast Implants, Sunlight

INSTRUMENT:

Guitars, Samples


Horny Spice

Horny Spice
TURN ONS:

Chicks with a pulse, JAVA, and especially Chicks with a pulse who code JAVA

TURN OFFS:

Chicks who dis me

INSTRUMENT:

Keyboards


Acid Spice

Acid Spice
TURN ONS:

Chicks with small tits,Techno,My Cat

TURN OFFS:

The neighbors who bitch about loud music. My Previous Employer

INSTRUMENT:

Sequencers and Turntables